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I will be brutally honest with my irlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
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Ha! This is great. BUT, could you
really tell a co-worker that her feet are too ugly? I don't think I could -- even if it was true.
I had a co-worker come up to me the other day and show me the UGLIEST lime green velcro-looking sandals with, and I quote, "a seat belt" (some strange apparatus designed to keep the sandal from slipping off). I have to tell you, I told a white lie and said "neat!" It could make for awkward times otherwise.
I must add to this atrocity that she was wearing slime green glittery nail polish -- yikes!