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12:45: We check in and I go up to the room, she gives me her periwinkle warm up pants because my pants smell like asshole._ I take the condoms I brought with me out of my vomit pants and put them in her pants. I wanted to be prepared because my game was so money I knew she was begging for a ride on my Bone Coaster…it was time to make my move…
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This is freakin' hilarious. Bone Coaster.
