Meanwhile back at G.C. General Hospital, 1savvydiva is nearing the end of her shift. As she checks in her last patient, an asthma attack, she hears the girl's friend telling her that she shouldn't have been in that club tonight.
1savvydiva, "So you're attack started while you were in a nightclub tonight? It's always good to go outside every once in a while to get some fresh air when you are in an atmosphere like that!"
Patient, "Yeah, I know...(as she puts on her oxygen mask), but I just could not bring myself to leave after I had gotten so close to my dream-man, Ludacris!"
1savvydiva, "
(while she pulls the oxygen mask off of her gasping patient), what did you say?"
Patient, "You....know....Luda...Cris,....*gasp* he...was ....there.......but he..."
Friend, "SHE CAN'T BREATHE, PUT HER OXYGEN BACK ON!!!!
"
1savvydiva, "
, Oh...here (as she puts her mask back on)...so he what...?"
Friend, "Yeah she was so busy trying to push up on him, but he was all up in some girl's face..."
Patient, "Green...*gasp*.... shoes...."
Minutes later...
Nurse Smith, "1savvydiva, I have really got to leave and pick up my boys...can you assess this last triage patient?"
1savvydiva, "Sure...what's the complaint?"
Nurse Smith, "Patient claims she was assualted in a nightclub...claims she was 'pimp slapped'
"
1savvydiva, "Thanks, I will take care of it....Hello Ms......Dedicated1, what seems to be the problem this...oh...what lovely
green shoes "