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Top 10 Signs You or Someone You Know Works For A Bad Company
Alexis' Top Ten Signs You or Someone You Know Works For A Bad Company
10. You have to get a background check just to get office supplies.
9. The security officer= #5 on America's Most Wanted
8. Your company is losing money but the top of the heaps are flying to Vegas every month.
7. The company picnic is held at an abandoned ritualistic temple and parents are encouraged to bring their children.
6. The CEO looks strangely like a mobster.
5. The company secretary is always asking for you to "sign in blood."
4. Work uniform consists of a whip, spike paraphernalia, and lots of leather.
3. Insurance consists of a first year nursing student, band-aids, and lots of
asprin.
2. Company voicemail begins, "Thank you for calling Joe Sixpack's Consulting, Construction, Beauty Salon Cafe. . ."
1. One word: Bankruptcy
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