[The Original Ape]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha:
You are just about to sit down in a booth in McDonald's, when you discover a purse in your seat. Do you....
a) return the purse to the manager
b) return the purse to the manager, but not the money, because you just KNOW that shifty bastard would take it.
c) Assume the purse as your own, because of the ancient law of Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers, even to the point of defending it should the rightful owner return.
d) Vow to find the owner of the purse, even if it takes you the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Make this vow in a loud, steady voice, while standing on top of the table, with the purse held high.

I would definitely choose b.

I would definitely check it for money! Take it if I found some, and turn in the rest! Sorry, I look at it like it's a windfall!