He pretends to like your cat by no longer drop-kicking Fluffy down a flight of stairs when you're not looking...
When you come over to visit, he starts picking up- he shoves underwear under the bed (his and other women's), he moves the Playboy centerfold to a less frequented room, and he hides all of the dirty dishes in less conspicuous places...
He lets you see the remote. You,as a woman, will never actually get to use the remote, so consider a distant viewing of it a positive sign...
He takes one of those Cosmo quiz things without complaining...
He doesn't mind that his parents, pets,children like you better. His friends will never like you better. They undoubtedly want to sleep with you
, but they will never like you.
Ladies, someone sent this to me...I think it's funny, even a bit cute but this is sooo true!