SOME MOFO I don't know!!!
Tonight I was peacefully reading when the phone rang. I became suspicious when I saw PAY PHONE on my caller ID but I picked it up anyway.
Operator: You have a collect call from
INMATE: I. P. Freely (alias to protect the inmate)
Operator: HER SPIEL, press 3 if you will not accept charges.
ME: 3. . . click.
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!