ADULT LEARNING CENTER TAUGHT BY WOMEN FOR MEN
** Classes for MEN at our local Learning Center For up by April 25th.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by Step with slide presentation.
TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion.
TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group practice.
TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE
AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
Helpline support and support groups.
TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.
TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics and audio tape presentation.
TOPIC 9: REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real-life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
On-line class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO
BE LATE.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
** Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors
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