My sister got so drunk that she got in bed still drunk and proceeded to puke all over her pillow and sheets and then went back to sleep in her puke. Anyway, the girls on her floor decided to put her in the shower in her underwear to sober her up. They were freshman and thought that it would help. That's when they undressed her, stripped her bed, and she woke up in the shower wearing only her underwear.
A few weeks later she went out, got drunk, and woke up in Connecticut.