Prison or work?
When you think about the differences between work and pison, maybe prison isn't so bad:
In Prison...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell
At Work...You spend most of yor time in a 6x8 cubicle
In prison...you get three meals a day
At Work... You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
In Prison...you get time off for good behavior
At Work...You get rewarded for good behavior with more work
In Prison...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At Work...You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the dorrs yourself
In Prison... you watch tv and play games
At Work...you get fired for watching tv and playing games
In Prison...you get your own toilet
at Work...you have to share
In prison...they allow your family and friends to visit you
At Work: you can't even speak to your family and friends
In Prison...yo uspend most of your time looking throug bars from inside, waiting to get out
At Work...you spend all your time waiting to get out and go inside bars
In Prison...there are wardens who are often sadistic
At Work: they are called supervisors
In Prison...all expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required
At Work...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
* In my personal opinion, I'd rather go to work...I can do without the gang rapes, not to mention buying and selling cigarettes and deoderant from a big dude named Gunther*
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