How come people like me will shake the candy machine until the candy falls?

How come I don't care who I disturb in the process?

How come if I can't shake it hard enough I find somebody to do it for me?

How come I've been on one side of the machine and my female co-worker on the other side, and we're shaking the mess out of that machine?

How come most of the time we're shaking for our health because nothing falls down?

How come if I'm hungry enough I'll call my supervisor to shake the machine?

How come he'll shake it too?

How come if they can't shake it down I tell the person shaking it, "hey why don't you put some more money in the machine to knock my candy down?"

How come I'll ask, "well since you helped me can I have my candy and your candy too?"

How come I'm just kidding about the last how come?

How come I don't want yall to think I'm greedy?