How come I just love being in this forum?
This one may be a little gross, but here it goes:
How come when you have to make one of those awful smelling bowel movements, yall know the one that makes you wish you'd had a spinal tap right before you sat on the toilet...the kind of bowel movement that killed Elvis....anyway....how come that kind of B movement only comes when your at your friend's house (during a party, no less), people are ususally standing outside the bathroom door waiting to use it and you watch in complete horror as the water in the toilet starts to rise....
Not a situation you want to be in...trust me on this one guys!