Steve are you really a semi prude!?
My god, what a topic of conversation on a semi adult web site!
Never been in a Hooters, but last I heard, they had clothes on.
Skimpy, but not sure!
Could always take them to a truck stop where the girls wore checkered dresses with buttoned lace collors up to the double chins! Oops maybe so skinny from working dishes to Truckers to look good in any thing!
Hell, go int an AppleBees, home in KC area, put shorts ond tight things on them and WAAAHOOO! If food is bad, wont go anyway. Take them to Chucky-Cheese with mechanical animals and crappy food! Da!
Ride a buggy behind a horse and see what that would do for kids!
Hell they no more than most of you did a few years back, me, it was a lot of a fews years back!