You figure out that a new poster is an older poster's alter ego - one drink
Someone's sig is longer than their post - two drinks
hoosier actually says something rather than cutting and pasting - three drinks
OptimistPrime gives you TMI - four drinks
Alcohol free housing is discussed - five drinks
We have a race discussion without flames - chug a big old pitcher of GRAIN, you don't have to worry cause that's not happening.
