[CrimsonTide4]

Lifestyles of the GHETTO and the FABULOUS 2003: Oh No YOU Did NOT

* 1. Wear them house slippers into the grocery store!!

* 2. Come to the club 7 months pregnant!!

* 3. Dig waaaay up your nose in your car next to me at the stoplight!!

* 4. Get acrylic TOENAILS to match your acrylic fingernails!! YUCK!!

* 5. Give me a pager number when I just gave you my home number!!

* 6. Bring them kids in the Laundromat dirty with no shoes on and you all fresh, dolled up smelling like DKNY (perfume)!!

* 7. Think that when I said "Do you want something" from the concession stand, I meant popcorn, drink, candy, AND nachos!!

* 8. Get on the bus thinking you look good with your nails did &a nice outfit, but have 3 inches of NEW GROWTH under them braids!!

* 9. Put your Xtra large breasts in that Xtra Medium tank top! EWWW!!

*10. Stand by the speaker in the club and pull out your cell phone so we could see you use it. I know you ! couldn't hear anybody!!

*11. Come to the party with nothing and then got mad when they ran out of drinks and food.

*12. Wear the same outfit to the club that your girl had on last week!!

*13. Clean those chitlins in your bathtub.

*14. Buy that fully-loaded, BRAND NEW Range Rover and still asking your mom to help you with the rent!!

*15. Use my good shoe to kill that roach in your Section 8 house!!

*16. Purposely not shave your underarms and wear that sun dress!!

*17. Wear them open toe mules and let your big toe touch the ground!!

*18. Let your house phone get cut-off in order to pay your cell phone bill!!

*19. Turn him down because his BMW is an '88 and you got a bus pass!!!

And lastly.....

*20. Take 75 dollars worth of food stamps out of your $350 Coach bag!!