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Old 04-04-2003, 07:17 AM
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This thread reminded me of another e-mail...
(I received this some time after 9/11)

Top 10 Reasons why Latinos can't be Terrorists

1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. Food and drinks were on the plane.
6. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
7. We would all want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
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