[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
I have one too- same thing... my story ends with "Mom, I cannot believe I got pink eye from a cat!"

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Got another one for ya.....

Do touch me all over while going at it
Don't touch my ass, it is off limits PERMANENTLY!!! Don't even think about it, and I don't care if your finger wants to be warm, it doesn't need to go there!


Do not call a certain body part my "twinkie" and proceed to talk about filling it with cream....

Do continue licking and sucking on things while going at it...

Do take a break and then continue so it will last longer

Do rip my towel off of me when I get out of the shower and have your way with me

Do come out of the shower ready for more action and not complaining about how you just got clean...

Do learn what and where a clitoris is----- and proceed to use your tongue on it constantly... as a matter of fact if I am in the house cooking dinner your tongue should be there!

OMG! FUNNIEST POSTS EVER!!!!