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DO: Worship me. I am a goddess. And even if you think I'm not, I am.
Don't: Tickle me. It is not a turnon and will get you nowhere.
DO: Make noises. Don't hold back. They're sexy. Really.
Don't: Expect to be able to just shove it in. It takes a bit of work. And if you go soft, don't blame me.
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