To the loser that works with me:
I cannot BELIEVE you had the NERVE to call me today about my email. Bottom line: students should never inform staff of ANYTHING!!! PERIOD!!! You didn't like how I sent my email? You said my email would generate three and four emails making the same point? Funny you didn't care about how many emails were being sent out to choose the bellkeeper, did you? We complained about the volume of email then, you said NOTHING. But today, 'cause I sent it to your little melanin deficient girlfriend, you gon' CALL me?!
You have the NERVE to call ME to advocate for HER? You apparently don't know me, and have no idea how I have lost ALL respect for you. ALL of it. NO concept of solidarity. None. She ran her mouth. I called her on it. It was unprofessional. I called her on it. Now you mad? And you gon' CALL me?? I can't even believe that crap.
And THEN have the nerve to comment on EMAIL VOLUME????? Whatever, man. 'Cause we all know why you really called. To take up for ya girl. But the kicker is you told me that she would "feel attacked." Now let's be real. WHY DO I CARE? I asked a question and stated an opinion. If she feels attacked, then that is HER issue. Why are you CALLING me to take up for her????? When you KNOW she MESSED UP????? I don't care if you talk to my boss about email procedures. I stand by my email, and I meant what I said. And if you EVER try and call me on some mess like this again, it's on. I'm puttin' you on front street. I bet this would not have even been an issue if it hadn't been your little girlfriend that got the email. And THAT, too, is unprofessional. Don't call me with no mess like that again.
To the melanin deficient girlfriend:
I can't even begin to put into words how pissed off I am at you. You thought you could call me and check me? Did your man pump you up? You thought you could punk me, huh? YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE!!!!!
Yeah, I sent the email to you. And yeah, I copied the entire staff. IT IS A STAFF ISSUE. Stop taking everything so personal. This is not about YOU. This is about the lack of communication. YOU TALK TOO MUCH TO THE WRONG PEOPLE. My email was NOT angry. Just because I'm clearly angry on the phone ('cause between you and your dude, I'm completely outdone) does not mean I was angry when I sent the email. Now you're getting all these emails from people? GOOD. Next time you'll be on your toes. And then to have the NERVE to ask me if your dude had already called me????? What? You thought I cared about him calling? I'll tell you what I told him; I still stand by my email, and I meant what I said. Do not call me again.
I mean that.
I needed that, for real.