I won't even get into how my best friend tricked me last night for April Fool's. But I will tell you all how I tricked my boy. Before I tell the story, I need to preface everything. Okay, this dude thinks he's so tight and he wants me to fantasize after him so bad...so this prank was just what the doctor ordered!!!
I called him late last night and when he answered. I told him that I needed to get something out because it had been on my mind for the longest. He wanted to know what it was, so I told him that I have the biggest crush on him and that I have fantasies about him. Oh, did he get a kick out of this! I went on to tell him that I masturbate while I fantasize about him...he was so PUMPED UP! It was so funny. This dude was trying to give me advice and was telling me that I should have just told him that I liked him because we could have really "hooked up." I was pulling him alone for about fifteen minutes and finally I said....you know what? You're a dunt-a-dunt to think I would EVEN masturbate off of your anus...HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S, FOOL!
Let's just say that he's mad at me right now!
Too funny for me though!