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Originally posted by AXJules
DO NOT grab my head and use it like a steering wheel. My ponytail is not a joystick.
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AMEN!
DO: Try a sex swing... at least once, you'll be hooked!
DON'T: Try using the swing set in the backyard.
DO: Nibble on my ear lobe
DON'T: Pull a Mike Tyson, I like my ears the way they are!
DO: Write erotic notes/stories for me.
DON'T: Call to ask if you just want to fuck.
DO: Make sure your roommate is gone.
DON'T: Ask them to join in.