Do make noises and tell me that my $!@#%^ is the isht and I'm the best you've ever had.

Do not stop just because you have heartburn cuz you just had a ishtload of beer.

Do turn the fan the other way because it can and does get dry.

Do not piss me off when I'm going down because my teeth are very powerful.

Do spank me because I've been naughty.

But...

Don't spank me hard enough to give me welts on my azz.