I got 3 stories ta tell!!!
1) The first one happened at...you guessed it, a CHINESE place!! (Am I the only one who sees a PATTERN here
?)
Anywho...my mom, two of my aunts and myself were at the "Win China Buffet (on Devine street, next to Bi-Lo) here in Columbia, SC. We get to eating, you know everything was all good. Next thing you know, I see my mom out of the corner of my eye spitting her food out back into her plate. She says, "Oh my God, let's get out of here...LOOK at my brocolli!" D@m if it wasn't the biggest, hairiest caterpillar on the stem of the brocolli that she was about to put in her mouth. At this point, one of my aunts goes to tell the nearest waiter. She whispered the problem in his ear and he has the nerve to say out loud, "Go find you waiter, I not you waiter". She announced to the restaurant, "Don't eat the brocolli, it has worms on it". We left and half of the place left with us. We were disgusted but we laughed all the way home.
2) Next....a friend of mine ordered a triple cheese burger from McDonalds (on Broad River Road). He starts eating and realizes that something rubbery is on the sandwich, because he can't bite through it. How 'bout, he took the sandwich apart and discovered a
CONDOM 
. WTF
3) Then....a friend of mine ordered a burger from Sonic (on Decker Blvd.). She took her bun off to put ketchup on it and discovered a fly on the lettuce. YUCK
Stories like this are the reasons why I prefer to enjoy my own cooking in the comfort of my home. I like the fact that now, WLTX, a local television station now airs the "Restaurant Report Card" on the news. They show the best and worst grades of restaurants which have been reported by the health department inspectors. On the news website, they post all of the grades. I view them every week. I needs to know what was found in the kitchens of some of these nasty places!!!!!
