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Originally posted by 1savvydiva
... mother of those badazz kids at the park yesterday-Okay, so I decide to play mommy this weekend, and I had my cousin's three beautiful children (MY kids hereafter) ages 7,5, and 3. We did all kinds of fun stuff, including watch Shrek at least 5 times in 36 hours  . Anyway, we decided to go to the park yesterday. My kids were playing fine, then these other little Bay-Bay's roll up minus parental supervision. The twin boys were about 6, the girl was about 5, and they just started terrorizing my kids! Okay, I was reading my book, and I just happened to look up, and one of the boys was sitting at the top of the circular slide and when my 5-year old went to slide down, he was pulling her legs so she could slide down faster. "HEY...she can slide down by herself, let her go!" The little spawn's brother had commenced to throwing rocks on the other side of the playground, and my 7-year old was just standing there looking because she couldn't get by without getting hit. "HEY, stop throwing those rocks"! The spawns sister was throwing dirt and putting dirt/rocks on the bottom of the slide.
I told the kids to use the other slide, she runs over there and puts dirt/rocks on that slide too!  . Then I asked the little girl spawn, where is your mother? She is like HOME! So I told the little spawns, "Look if one of those Rocks hit my kids, we are going to go find your mother!!!" Don't you know like 10 seconds after I said that, one of the boy spawns poured, yes POURED dirt in my baby's head!
HC I was like LET'S GO
He, the 3-year old has long hair, that they keep in braids, and he had three layers of these teeny braids (maybe like 60) in his hair, so dirt was everywhere...his face, eyes, mouth! Ya'll, if I could've beat someone else's child without going to jail, I seriously would have, I had to take baby home and literally BAPTIZE him in bath water!!!
Ya'll I was furious...where was their mother....SLAP
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HC You are a better woman than me?
HC I have
VERY LOW tolerance?
HC I would have called the police?
HC I would have made sure that a report was made that these kids were UNsupervised and they were TERRORIZING kids at the park?
HC if they did all this while you were there, what do they do to other kids at the park without parents?
HC the police would have had to be called so that an example could be made of those kids?
HC they will do it again?
HC their triflin' azz mama wouldn't care?
HC if she did, she would supervise her kids?
HC I would have made her care when the police would be knocking at her door?
HC that isht is serious?
HC rocks can put out eyes and chip teeth?
HC I chipped a friends tooth before by throwing rock?
HC that was the last rock I EVER threw?
HC dirt in your hair can cause ringworms?
HC my cousin had sand put in her hair and they had to
shave PATCHES of her hair out?
HC I am mad right along with you, sisterfriend?
HC I turned a PS message into a HC?
So, in honor of the PS, I will run, do a somersault, double fullback flip, spin, and drop kick those kids' triflin' mama and immediately follow it with a PIMP SLAP with a double pair of brass knuckles. Don't forget, kiddie pimp slaps go out to those wretched kids.