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Old 03-30-2003, 10:34 AM
1savvydiva 1savvydiva is offline
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Originally posted by Gina1201
A Giant PS to those "sisterfriends" who are giving real sisterfriends a bad name. (I trieed not to comment on the situation )
Girl I am RIGHT there with you on this one, I am starting to take this junk personal...real personal!!

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I would like to extend a HEARTY PIMP-SLAP to the following people:

... mother of those badazz kids at the park yesterday-Okay, so I decide to play mommy this weekend, and I had my cousin's three beautiful children (MY kids hereafter) ages 7,5, and 3. We did all kinds of fun stuff, including watch Shrek at least 5 times in 36 hours . Anyway, we decided to go to the park yesterday. My kids were playing fine, then these other little Bay-Bay's roll up minus parental supervision. The twin boys were about 6, the girl was about 5, and they just started terrorizing my kids! Okay, I was reading my book, and I just happened to look up, and one of the boys was sitting at the top of the circular slide and when my 5-year old went to slide down, he was pulling her legs so she could slide down faster. "HEY...she can slide down by herself, let her go!" The little spawn's brother had commenced to throwing rocks on the other side of the playground, and my 7-year old was just standing there looking because she couldn't get by without getting hit. "HEY, stop throwing those rocks"! The spawns sister was throwing dirt and putting dirt/rocks on the bottom of the slide.
I told the kids to use the other slide, she runs over there and puts dirt/rocks on that slide too! . Then I asked the little girl spawn, where is your mother? She is like HOME! So I told the little spawns, "Look if one of those Rocks hit my kids, we are going to go find your mother!!!" Don't you know like 10 seconds after I said that, one of the boy spawns poured, yes POURED dirt in my baby's head!
HC I was like LET'S GO
He, the 3-year old has long hair, that they keep in braids, and he had three layers of these teeny braids (maybe like 60) in his hair, so dirt was everywhere...his face, eyes, mouth! Ya'll, if I could've beat someone else's child without going to jail, I seriously would have, I had to take baby home and literally BAPTIZE him in bath water!!!


Ya'll I was furious...where was their mother....SLAP

...HEWLITT PACKARD, the makers of my computer for being such losers. WHY is my computer getting slower and slower just when I have made my last payment? WHY do I select 'shut down' from the start menu, and I leave, and come back and the computer is still on? Why will it have the screen "Computer is shutting down" on it for umpteen hours and never shut down? WHY when I cut it off via the plug switch, it comes back on with the blue screen "TO AVOID SEEING THIS MESSAGE AGAIN, PLEASE SHUT-DOWN FROM THE START MENU" That's what I did you *&#(^*(&*(&.

...People on BlackPlanet, WHY do I still subject myself? Why is your username something like "Annointed/Blessed", and you have pics on your page that will make Lil' Kim blush? Why do people leave you notes, and all they have to say is "Wassup Ma?"
Why do people curse all thru their page, say they are looking for a "cut-buddy", etc. etc., and then at the end of the page they say something like "Remember: without God in your life, you have nothing" WTH?? Why do people harrass you to sign their guestbook...IF I am impressed with your page, maybe I will! Why do people hijack other people's guestbooks with links like "You BETTA come visit my page"? Is it really that serious? Do we get our college loans forgiven if we get so many hits on our page or something? :confused...tell me something! Why do I now realize why it's been so long since I have frequented BP?

...GC Server...after I type out all of this long arse message, it tells me that I have too many images...???? I guess we are back to rationing out smilies...better go edit! (Roland) -(big smile) (seriously pissed) !!!

Last edited by 1savvydiva; 03-30-2003 at 10:37 AM.