[Afrochic]

To my co-worker:

You really get on my nerves. You ask questions that could easily be looked up. You are so lazy it's sickening. Don't talk about preferential treatment when you don't want to do your job. If I walk by your cubicle and see your draws one more day, I'm gonna bust you in the forehead. I shouldn't see your draws everyday. Why do your pants hang so low in the first place?

To my team leader:

When you try to explain stuff to me, I don't know what the hell you are saying. Haven't you noticed I always ask for written instructions? It takes you forever to say what you have to say....Come on Cletus!

To my other co-worker

Girl, if you cough one more day, I'm calling the health department on you. That is not bronchitis and it is not a smoker's cough. You told me since you quit smoking you've started coughing. Everytime I hear you cough I want to make a trip to the store and buy you cigarettes. I have a name for you that everyone knows but you. I call you Miss Cough A Lot. You need to handle that or I will bring my Lysol and spray you like I did another co-worker. If you don't believe me, keep coughing.