...you have to use the bathroom really bad, and when you finally get to the 'throne', you realize there isn't any TP, so you have to do the duck-walk to the hall closet?
...you have a taste for something, say a Mountain Dew, and you go to the soda machine and all they have is Mello Yellow?
...people at work ask you how you are doing, only so they can tell you how THEY are doing?
(or people anywhere for that matter)
...you wait until the last minute to pay a bill, and they say "Well what's the reason for the deliquency?" BEOYOTCH...WHY, I am paying you now!!!!
