My new Perp Run in:
Some of us Bros had an event last night and someone came through claiming to be Phrat from my Chapter's partnering college chapter. After I found that to be impossible I called Nationals while he was there and they had no record of him. So then Bros and I convinced

him that he would be in good graces if he gave up his para quickly and without drama. Then he said "OH MY AUNT JUST GO HIT BY AN 18 WHEEL TRUCK AND I GOTTA GO" I cannot say what happened next to protect the innocent and the guilty.
Sphinxpoet