- A backhanded pimp slaps with rings on to the two dumb-a$$ ladies that were in the nail shop last night talking about the war! Ok, it was not because they were talking about the war, but dumba$$ number one kept saying that she supported the war because "those Iraqis shouldn't have came over here and bombed New York"! Heifer, say what?
Then dumba$$ number two was agreeing with her saying " yes, I know. we have got to support our troops who are getting revenge for what they did."
Me and the nail tech just rolled our eyes at them
, shaking our heads.
I think the arcylic fumes were getting to these MELANIN-CHALLENGED ladies!
- A pimp slap to both of my bosses. I swear, if you do not know how to "act" or "approach" me because you are not used to working with an african american, take your arse to diversity training!
- To my apartment complex manager. I can't wait to move out because y'all have turned a nice quiet respectable community into a rundown hell-hole. Ohh, its on in August.
- To my diet (Can you pimp slap a piece of paper
). WHY!! I hate the fact that I cannot eat any Popeyes or my mom's cabbage greens with hamhock and cornbread or anything else good!! I used to be a nice person until I started dieting.