Oh my goodness....our health center at Mizzou is AWFUL!!! I could go in there dying of something or with my arm chopped off and they would still probably give me Powerade. Powerade is the answer to every problem apparently! That and extra strength Sudafed....doesn't matter whether you're pregnant or you have the Ebola virus, according to them red Powerade and Sudafed will cure EVERYTHING.
My friend went in there b/c she had some weird bump on her back, it was so gross, and they told her that it was nothing abnormal. Just a natural bump in her spine, whatever the hell THAT is?!

She went to the real hospital later on and found out that it was a cyst and she then got it removed.