[Sahara]

Most of this comes from ONE ex-boyfriend...

1. Do not come to my house and complain about my food! Especially if you didn't bring any when you came in! If you don't like it, don't eat it (more for me), or TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER!

2. If you knew me for a while before we started our relationship, DO NOT expect me to change!

3. Don't complain about my clothes or my hair unless you are paying for it on a regular basis!

4. If you are living with your momma, do not complain that my apartment doesn't have this or that!!

5. Telling me of all of the similarities between me and your mommy almost everytime I do something is CREEPY!

6. If you have to ask, then I didn't get mine!!

7. When you say we are going to do something together (or that you are going to do something), don't let months go by before it happens.

8. If you don't say 'excuse me' after you fart, don't think I didn't notice...and don't keep doing it!!

9. Check your breath from time to time!

10. Swallowing my face and slobbering all over me is NOT the same as kissing!!