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my sister sent this to me, so now i'll share it with you all:

"Trying to Help" by dennis miller

Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this issue:

(1) Between President Bush and Saddam Hussein... Hussein is the bad guy.

(2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep this in mind: the UN has Libya heading the committee on Human Rights and Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math.

(3) If you use a Google or Yahoo search and type in "French Military Victories," don't be surprised if your CPU panics at its inablility to respond to your inquiry.

(4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No War for Oil," hire a pit-bull attorney and sue your school district for having allowed you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the minimum education that any non-troglodyte deserves.

(5) You can take this one to the bank: Saddam and bin Laden will NOT seek UN approval before they try to kill us.

(6) Despite the common belief among some, Martin Sheen is NOT the president. He only plays one on TV.

(7) If you are anti-war and even an outright "America Basher," to bin Laden you are still an "infidel" whom he wants dead.

(8) Be careful: if you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in the danger that Hussein poses, the only job you may be able to get is as an Ivy League college professor.

(9) Even multi-culturalists who try to browbeat us into believing that all cultures are equal deserving of respect have trouble explaining the past 500 years of Islam.

(10) Whether you are for or against military action, our young men and women overseas are fighting to defend our right to speak out on these very issues. They deserve our unreserved support.

I hope this helps. ...... (Dennis Miller).

with respect to all,
monica