KappaTarzan-
i laughed hysterically at that subject line
ME TOO! Killarney, you are SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!
If you only KNEW! My Hubby drove an OLD buick till it actually DIED! It was the most HORRID piece of junk. One day a salesman came to our door and when I answered it he said, "Oh, I wasn't expecting the lady of the house to answer since your maid was here." He had parked the car in front.
One of my son's snotty friends would get in that car and ask (every time) "So how old IS this car?" Hubby finally told him, "Buick is paying me $50,000.00 to see just how long a Buick can last."
After the wrecks my daughter had, he bought a used car for my son. You guessed it, a BUICK! And it's ALMOST as hideous as the last one!