"alright now....you cruising for a bruising"
"try me if you want...you'd rather stick your hand in a rattlesnakes nest than to tangle with me"
"I don't care how yo friends parents raise them..after I get through wipping your arse, take your butt upstairs and take a good look at your birth certificate...you might see a familiar name in the space for mother!"
(she use to piss me off with that...like I didn't know she was mom!! lol)
"Boy, you ain't got the sense GOD promised the fool!" I use to wonder, what fool is she talking about?
"Boy, I'ma knock yo arse to zero"
Meaning, no matter how old you were, she'd still kick that tail!
"I don't care what yo daddy say...I'M yo momma" as if I didn't know.
I love my mom
Just had an eventful weekend with her in Tallahassee.