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my birthday
i went to this bar with some guys from work(somehow my own sisters forgot about my -bday)
i wore a cute dress but it was low cut
i had problems with my boob staying inside
so, i was with my guy friends. . .they bought me drinks all night
i stood up to go dance with my friend, nick
and i exposed myself(my left boob came out of my shirt)
he just stood there just staring
and finally, i realized that it was coming out
he was like, 'uh, i got to go to the bar, i'll be back'
anyway, i got hit on the entire night by total strangers who insisted on making me take shots
by the time the club was closing, i had like 5 guys numbers
and i wanted to go home
i spent the night in my friend, windsor's bed
with a trashcan beside me
he skipped his first class to make sure i was going to be alive at least until the games were about to start
WARNING: apple martinis and amaretto sours aren't good to mix
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