Here is the one thing that my mother STILL says to me to this day:
"You're not too big to get your ass beat"
AND
"Don't make me knock you down to my size"
This is because I've been taller than my mom since I was like 11, and thought that would be the end of her evil reign. Boy, was I wrong!
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Cause even when I'm a mess
I still put on a vest
With an 'S' on my chest
Oh yes, I'm a SUPERWOMAN
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