1) I would like to pimp slap my friend for sleeping with the same two guys who don't give a crap about her.
I am sooooo sick and tired of hearing about you not knowing what you want to do and going back and forth between these drug sellin', more than two girlfriend at one time having, baby havin' mofos. Guys can see a dummy from a mile away and you are that dummy.
2) I would also like to pimp slap myself for listening to that bull everyday!
