I would like to give a GIANT pimp slap to the woman in my marketing case analysis group. She has missed the past 2 weeks of class and when she FINALLY shows up this week, she wants to run the entire meeting. Oh no honey, back DOWN!!
We have been waiting for 2 weeks for YOU and no one else! The funny thing is that you claimed your mother was ill, but why did you tell us this week you just returned from the BAHAMAS?!?
You must mistake me for DUMB! If my mother was ill, you best believe thatI'm not going ANYWHERE!! So, next week in class you need to come correct or not come AT ALL!
Also to the boy that sits next to me in marketing. PLEASE stop eating those goldfish in class! I do not want to hear you. Please chew with your mouth closed!!! Also, try taking notes this week instead of writing "I LOVE DRUGS" across your notebook.
To my women's studies professor: we arrive to class on time, therefore you should let us out on time! When the clock says 5:15 PM, that means your time is up!!!
To my MIS professor: one word BINACA!!! Use it!
To the Student Development Office: I don't owe any money to the school and don't have any tickets frrom security so why in the hell does it seem like I'm the only senior that has not received info on graduation??? Friday is the deadline for me to receive it or else you WILL see me in your office.
I feel much better now.
