I actually put some thought into this, and here is what I came up with:
#1 SteelTrap AKA "GinkgoSharp"
#2 Ideal08 AKA "Mood Mender"
#3 Conskeeted AKA "Nutcracker Sweet"
#4 AKAtude AKA "Tension Tamer"
#5 PositivelyAKA AKA "Sunburst C"
#6 AKA2D'91 AKA "Lemon Zinger"
#7 AKA_Monet AKA "Emperor's Choice"
Together, we are 7 CELESTIAL SEASONINGS.