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Ever since 9/11 I have made it a point to travel with pigskin driving gloves and a ham sandwich in my briefcase. If any Bin Laden follower makes his move to take over the plane he gets a knuckle sandwich, is defiled for touching pork, and then lets see how he feels about the whole business. Anyway, for the next few weeks I expect my travelling will be done by an M1A2 rather than an airplane.
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