Gameshow moment
It was like the newlywed show or something and they asked some question about wierd sexual quirks or some such.
So the guy holds up his placard that says, referring to his newly wed, the love of his life . . .
"She farts during sex all the time" 
She turned so red in the face it was amazing and started beating on him . . . I kept thinking that might have been a short marriage lol.
Would you guys be upset if your new husband said that about you on National TV?
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