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Hi my name is Julie, and I'm afraid that I suffer from multiple addictions.
My biggest problem is french (scuse me, freedom) fries. I fear that one day I'll cause a dent in the economy b/c I've
A)eating the entire fry supply for the U.S. or
B) put other restaraunts out of business b/c I've convinced others to go the fry way.
I have a social addiction too- I'm the first one on the dance floor and the last one to leave. This is intimidating to guys and interferes with time with my girls.
Lastly, sometimes, in the privacy of my own room, late at night, when no one can walk in on me......I watch Pee Wee's Big Adventure. My good friends think my fave movie is something lame like Cruel Intentions, but the best ones know its the horribly made Pee Wee biography from the 80's.
I need so much help.
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