Okay, I was laughing
SO HARD, that my mother came in here to see what was going on!!! I really LMAO at "Go Man-Man, It's your birthday!!!"
You know you are at a Ghetto Wedding:
1) When one of the groom's men pager goes off, during the ceremony (ya'll it happened!!)
2) My brother and all my cousins turn the reception into a stepshow!!
3) Your hostesses have to get back-up against your great-aunt's cousin's sister-in-law...b/c they can't sit at the table with "immediate family".
4) The flower girl is out of rose petals b/f she is half-way up the aisle.
5) The Bible-bearer is ALWAYS the child who is on the floor looking up the bridesmaids' dresses.
6) There are more people at the reception, then there are at the wedding.
6b)There are more people in the wedding party than there are in the audience.
7) People are holding up the serving line, waiting for the hotwings to come out.
8) The people who want to make the toast, are always the ones who either never SAW an English class, or the ones who can't shut up.
9) The preacher has to get beeped b/c he is late to rehearsal.
10) And speaking of the preacher, why did he have that big $ sign around his neck? (this really happened also!
11) The wedding director, never has any valid experience, she's just somebody's momma that wanted to help.
12) There is
ALWAYS that one bridesmaid, who's dress isn't quite working for her hmm..shape and she desparately needs either some sleeves or a cloak!
[This message has been edited by onesavvydiva (edited July 18, 2000).]
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