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Oh! one more...you know you're Greekchat.com ghetto when you have no goddam idea what ROTFLMAO means. (hint, hint, maybe someone could explain it for me...I mean for all those idiots that may not know)  [/B]
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Girl please. I had to ask m'self. Rollin on the floor laughin' my @ss off.
NOT THE GHETTO WEDDINGS:
I've been to quite a few, so what does that make me?
I KNOW I'M AT A GHETTO WEDDING IF:
1. The bride has a gold tooth.
2. The invite said B.Y.O.F.
3. Somebody has to stand in the middle of the aisle to coax the 1yr old flower girl down.
4. One *or more* of the groomsmen has to walk down the aisle more than once because there are more bridesmaids than groomsmen
5. The bridesmaids nails match their dresses (wedding colors: red and black; nails: red and black)
6. The photographer is dude from the club *complete w/polaroid camera*
7. The maid of honor didn't bother to take that tacky chin ring (think 'Tyrese') out.
8. At the reception, the dj keeps referring to the bride by her maiden name.
9. The dj plays the unedited versions of every rap song in the book *curse words and all*
10. You catch the bouquet and someone snatches it from you *usually the lady with all the kids*
11. The event is 'catered' by KFC/Popeye's (everybody brought a box)
12. The bride's processional is to the tune of 'Forever My Lady'.
I could go on and on. I've seen too much in my 22 years.