Still More Pimp Slaps!!
To the teen mom that came in to the shelter last night with her baby and when I did the bed checks, why did she have the baby on the edge of the couch in the living room and she was in her bedroom unpacking their clothes? She also needs an additional one for getting smart with me when I suggested that the baby needed to be in the crib if she was going to do that.
To that man on Let's Make a Deal last night who passed up a flat screened TV and entertainment center AND $3000 to keep playing with that dumb ATM and lost all his money and the prizes. Did you not hear me yell at you through the TV to stop playing and sit down with your money?
Oh yeah, one for the cable people who called me yesterday and wanted me to upgrade to digital. See, you wanted me to pay upfront to get regular cable turned on and you want me to pay more for digital upfront. Yeah, right. Just be at my house on Friday between 1 and 3. You will receive a pimp slap for every minute after 3 that you are not at my house to turn my cable back on! Don't they know it's March Movie Madness on Lifetime?!