Pimp Slaps:
1. To my parent who bothers the freakin isht out of me CONSTANTLY! Whenever she comes down from her high, does she feel the need to call me and CURSE everyone out (excpet me) about what hasn't been done for her child.... UHHHHH HELLO! Your baby is 18....he ain't gonna become a ENGINEER overnight. Do like everyone, let the child GRADUATE. You will still get your check.
2. To this triflin' azz so and so who stole my soror's cell phone and money out of her classroom (not my school).
3. To the same soror's triflin azz principal who told her she could not press charges because the isht wasn't over $100.
This so and so is a bald face lie. ANYTIME YOUR CHIT IS TAKEN, YOU CAN CALL THE PO-PO!
4. To the police officers who did not want to do the paperwork on this case. They ask soror where does she want her to go? WTF WHERE CRIMINALS GO, you so and so!
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