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I cannot believe I'm posting this.
When people ask why I was banned I'll just point to this thread.
-IF YOU GET GROSSED OUT EASILY, DO NOT READ THIS. THIS MIGHT BE THE SICKEST THING YOU'VE EVER READ. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.-
Ok so one of my sisters is notorious for having bad luck with roommates. She's very picky now, and has this questionaire thing you have to fill out if you wanna live with her. Here's why:
Our freshman year, she lived in the nicest dorm on campus. Her roommate, Renee, was super trashy. She was missing a tooth in the front, had greasy greasy hair, and smelled pretty bad (I met her).
It wasn't long before Britt knew that Renee was not her type of person to live with. Renee constantly burped, farted, whatever, and made no apologies about it. For some reason, even though Britt always picked on her, Renee constantly filled her in on stuff she didn't want to know, including sexual fetishes, like the fact that she liked to get peed on.
One night, Renee was like, Britt can I have the room to myself tonite? My fiancee is staying over.
Britt wanted to be nowhere near the room, so she agreed.
The next day, Britt came back and got a detailed description of how Renee had done it doggystyle for the first time last nite and she didn't like it b/c, well, it made her stomach uneasy.
The story ended quickly, however, b/c Renee had such bad cramps from it being 'that time of month' that Britt had to take her to the hospital.
Fast forward a month- they hate each other, Renee moves back to her trailor (literally) w/her fiancee. She's still keeping all of her stuff in Britt's room, though, b/c she's paying for it. (We still can't figure out how she swung paying for both locations, but whatever). There is this sickening smell in the room, and Britt cannot figure out where its coming from. She washes and cleans everything, has the room 'scent bombed' by res. life, and even looks in the walls and ceiling tiles for dead animals. No luck.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, Britt takes off Renee's comforter and sheets to wash them, thinking it's B.O.
She has a heart attack when she discovers a mattress full of brown, red, and yellow stains. Do the math- doggystyle position + being on her period + stomach problems + getting peed on= a stench that stank up an entire room.
And that is why I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever resort to living with a roommate I don't know. It really could be that bad.
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