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OK, After Doggy to the pound and the clepto there was Southern Belle. (No Offense to all the southerners on GC)
She was a friend of my brother and cousin's from H.S. and had just graduated from GA Tech and moved to L.A. I offered my couch for a couple of weeks so she could scope things out and get the lay of the land.
Well, 6 weeks later, she's still there, we're having the I need you to leave conversations daily, where she claims she'll be out by the weekend.
So I go away for the weekend and come home at like midnight on Sunday night only to find her in MY bed with her MOTHER who was also staying in my TINY TINY TINY apartment and she 1. KNEW I was coming home that night 2. NEVER told me her mother was coming or 3. Asked if it would be OK if she stayed at my house and 4. if it would be OK if they slept in my bed. HAVE these people never heard of HOTELS?
SO I changed the locks a couple of days later. Good riddance.
I get the phone bill a week later. She rang up over $1,000 in phone bills calling her parents in Georgia and Florida.
And folks, I'm not done, there's a few more roomie from hells yet to come. A big reason why I have lived alone for the past 5 years.
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