[ilovemyglo]

Okay, I have to bust out the PSYCHO-Ashley story.. btw everyone that knows her refers to her as psycho ashley!

Anyway, We knew each other in high school and hung out, but she was always kinda weird. Like, in the 6 years I knew her, she never ONCE NOT ONCE drove a car anywhere, we always has to drive. And she was really sketchy about her real father.

Anyway, we get to college and everything is fun, we hung out a lot with the Sig Eps because another friend from high school was in there.
Anyway I started dating a guy second semester and she flipped out because I wasn't there to do EVERYTHING with her. We ate together, ent to the library, went to workout, and suddenly I have someone else to do things with.
She started calling all these guy friends of mine and claiming to be me, but they all knew better.
Then I figured, hey let's rush, I can get her off my back with some sorority snobs and have my man! (AHAHAHA Now!)
Anyway, we go through rush and she kept trying to get in the houses I liked. Eventually at bid day she claimed to put another chapter down first, but I found out later, she had to put down the house I wanted first... because the other house didn't make quota.
So then I introduce her to a guy I know and they hit it off (I didn't know him well) and my boyfriend and i started breaking up, well she would steal my cell phone and call her guy even though he lived only 3 floors above us! And then lie about it, and I was like "His number is in my call log!".
So then suddenly all of the food I buy is gone, and she NEVEr went to the store, and all my drinks, and she would only buy diet drinks, which I never would drink! INCONSIDERATE! But then I would ask her "did you eat my apple?" seeing the core in the garbage and she would be like "nope, it is in the fridge somewhere". She would wear my clothes in front of me and I swear one time this was what she said:
ME: Is that my sweatshirt?
Her: No, my mom bought this for me and Fed Exed to me yesterday
Me: Oh cause I don't care, I just wondered
Her: Why are you accusing me??
I would later find that shirt mysteriously behind all my hung up shirts on the ground.

But the worst of all is she and her man had a urinating fetish and would use my bed!! SERIOUSLY!!! I was living with my new boyfriend so I didn't even use my bed, but REALLY!!! PEEING ON MY BED SO ThEY COuld get off! URGH!