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HC I went to a little nightspot on Thursday?
HC Long island Iced Teas were only $3!?
HC of course, I had to park at the bar for a minute?
HC anyhoo, I was with one of my girls and when I was at the bar this dude was trying to talk to her?
HC he told her that he was just passing through from Oklahoma, and that he was in a band?
HC she chatted with him for a minute and when I came back to sit down she told me about him?
HC I was like for real that's cool, and asked her to point him out so I could see?
HC when she did, I guffawed?
HC I was like no, no, no, he works at the Gap!
HC she said, no he isn't from here, he is just passing through?
HC I said, first off, I worked DIRECTLY ACROSS from the Gap for 3 years?
HC second of all, the Gap is the only store I really frequent?
HC HE WORKS AT THE GAP AND HAS FOR A MINUTE? lol
HC he spotted me talking to my girl and left?
HC shoot, I am unemployed right now?
HC if you can PASS THROUGH somewhere and get a job, maybe I need to try that, cause actually LIVING here ain't working?
HC guys: If you are gonna lie to someone, please make sure that you don't know anyone within like a 200 ft. radius of where the lie is being told? Thanks!
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